A novel idea


Founded in 1969, Shpadoinkle Aviation Holdings has had 1 goal only: Take care of our own. After 50 years, we’ve profited and expanded, but still continue our tradition of excellence in bringing all under DKL employment humane wages. We accomplish this by transferring the cost directly to our clients, whether it is lucrative charters at remote places we’ve essentially but not technically monopolized, or whether by providing ordinary flight training to student pilots at extraordinary prices, or whether by negotiating exclusive logistics contracts in deals made with legitimate business-people at 3 AM behind your local diner.

DKL has continuously achieved 5 star employee satisfaction rating in studies conducted by the Employment Bureau for the past 50 years, and whether you are a passenger looking to travel, an aircraft owner looking for service or a law abiding businessperson dealing in legal substances, we invite you all to join in on our revolutionary business model.


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Internal Memo

Janet, I can’t figure out how to send this memo I wrote to just the CSAs working in SJC, I’d appreciate if you could send this out for me thanks. Also, get IT to take a look at my computer, my email looks weird today, did we get a system upgrade? I will try out … Continue reading Internal Memo

Shpadoinkle Aviation Holdings End of Month Report

For the month of April, Shpadoinkle and its subsidiaries did well. FlyMAF FlyMAF reported a company profit of $93k and $884k in assignment throughput as its chief pilot completely disobeyed company policy that bans landing anywhere other than KMAF and KHRL. FBO operations number at 100. 2. KSJC As a major airport, KSJC has always … Continue reading Shpadoinkle Aviation Holdings End of Month Report

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