Shpadoinkle Air’s Booking Policy Since 1984

Recently, it has come to our attention that our equal and direct competitor United Airlines (UAL, -999.99%), did some very bad things and mistreated its customers in ways that would make you choose Shpadoinkle Air for your next flight instead. Shpadoinkle Air is proud to announce that in our long and rich history as a silicon valley startup since 1969, we have never participated in the practices of overbooking or involuntary de-boarding.

In 1984 when we discovered overbooking was a thing, we developed a revolutionary customer service policy. At every opportunity, we remind our passengers that: they are our valued customers, some seated passengers were never on the right flight to begin with, and that we were always at peace with Oceania.

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